I had a fun Doctor Who dream last night. I was working at a carnival and Matt's Doctor gave me the choice if I wanted to become The Doctor, or give up and just keep my day-job. At first I wasn't sure. I had great friends at work and my life was never in danger. I wanted to help people, but I would have to give up comfort. Then I had a heart-to-heart with Tom Baker. As I was driving home and the sonic screwdriver was in the passenger seat, and looked at it and knew my answer. I had enlist my friends like Robert and Curt for some sort of weird scavenger hunt to test of my Doctor skills. Then Matt Smith and Tom Baker came to inaugurate me. It was fun.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
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Thursday, January 8, 2015
The 4M tram to the worst class ever at ISU.
Had a dream last night I had to go back to college for a class. It was the worst class ever. It was overcrowded, was partially online, taught by a grad student with no experience who didn't care, and was non-degree specific.
To just get to the room, you had to take a tram that ISU paid 4 million dollars for. It just reminds me of why I don't go back to Idaho. The best part of the dream was getting a sandwich at Goody's.
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
A Roman Holiday for Idahoans!
I had a dream last night that I went to a family reunion in Rome.
I had to remember the names of all my mom's brothers by face. Then I rode a moped around Rome (a la "Roman Holiday!").
Which is how I found David Tennent and some guy who said he was an actor on Arrow (but not John Barrowman so who cares).
We took pictures. Then I drank great wine and beer at an open-air cafe on a beautiful plaza/metro stop. It was a nice dream.
Monday, January 5, 2015
Can cultural materialism be used to disrupt drug use? Tonight on "Diana's Dreams!"
I had a dream last night that I was in a mystery with Marvin Harris the anthropologist. We were discovering how to use cultural materialism to disrupt the culture of heroin use. What a weird dream!
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
If the carbon became sentient, then we would know that Climate Change is a destructive MOnster
I had a dream last night that the carbon in the atmosphere was sentient and creating monsters that were destroying property and choking people. Their was drama, but what the atmosphere of Earth wanted was that the earth to have "citizen rights" and to have public representation in development. The "government" didn't understand they were both fighting the monsters and creating it. This dream would make a great short film!
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Female Inventors are very bright, have you seen one smile?
I had a dream last night that I met the woman who invented LEDs. I was at an event where she was. She didn't introduce herself, but just smiled because we were talking about her work.
Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Sunday, October 20, 2013
A great presidential Commercial - Classic
Last night I had this dream for a presidential commercial. This was the narration. "Things aren’t how they used to be. Here is a picture in black and white that proves it. Today there are many pressing issues for the next president; here is a picture of a steaming teapot to represent pressure. Kids today aren’t thinking about the future. Here is a picture of a kid who is playing while wearing a towel on his head. He isn’t pretending to be a bad guy; he is just playing. This is the new world. People today still try to propel things in weird ways. Here are pictures of people using spoons to launch cotton balls. This election is going to be important. Here is a picture of a string of pearls swaying with clock sounds to convey the urgency. Make sure you vote for someone who doesn't think hats make people evil."
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Drag queens can swim!
Last night I dreamt that I went to a gay bar with an indoor pool where it was encouraged for the drag queens to swim with their wigs on. How those wigs stayed on while swimming was the magic of dreams. And the makeup never looked wet. I want to go to this place.
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Ted Cruz got a lecture for Christmas
Uh, I had a dream I was Ted Cruz's secret Santa for Christmas. Instead if a gift I gave him a lecture about poverty+healthcare and a lump of coal. I really don't understand my dreams. I also was walking barefoot all over Pocatello looking to rent VHSs.
Saturday, September 7, 2013
The Bones Dream
I had a dream last night that Dr. Brennan (Bones) and I were researching some sort of cult. I had to lecture her on the ethics in ethnography. I think Italy have been the "Raw Bar" with oysters and clams last night that did me in.
Monday, January 7, 2013
Disney Luggage, Doctor Who & My Little Pony crossovers
Strange dream of the night: I was on a trip to some sort of villa and my parents were there and had purchased like 100 dollars of Disney themed luggage. Each piece was a dollar so they thought it was a good investment.
There were kids suitcases, the roller backpacks, and duffel bags. I had no idea why they had purchased this weird stuff.
Then, my mom went to McDonalds and brought me back a Doctor Who themed happy meal. These meals existed for a limited time because there was a convention in town.
Then we went to see a My Little Pony Doctor Who crossover cartoon, and the animation was amazing. It looked live-action! Then there was something about ponies. The end.