Thursday, January 14, 2016

The Aliens + Drag Queen bar!

 I had the coolest dream last night. I purchased a bar and turned it into a gay bar & restaurant. 

It was in a place where it served drinks on the weekdays, but was a restaurant on the weekends when people were more likely to be staying in the hotel. 

There was a stage, and I had a mix of aliens and drag queens performing. 

The queen bee was a gorilla with octopus tentacles for legs. 

There was lots of 20's jazz featured, and the place was popular with single ladies who wanted fruity margaritas and a patio (which faced a freeway). 

At one point we had to use our alien/drag makeup skills to hide someone from a bad boyfriend. Anyway, it was a super-fun place to be, in dreamland.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Just a chat with Bernie

 Had a nice chat with Bernie Sanders in my dream last night. I put together an event in NH with college students, something Gabrielle is going to have to do in Ohio, I hope!

Friday, January 1, 2016

The LSAT in DC is 50% longer and requires Shonda Rimes knowledge.

Last night I dreamt I was proctoring the LSAT for the people from "How to get away with Murder." They warned me that in DC the LSAT is 50% longer. Their was also a part of the test that required them so solve a problem with 3 yards of fabric. After the test I got a bunch of beautiful red velvet that I made into a dress for Olivia Pope (from Scandal). It was asymmetrical and had silver trim.


I had a second dream last night I was in Austin and at a karaoke bar like a Japanese grille but instead of chefs, the stations had a microphone that was passed around. I left to get on a boat to get up close to orcas which were the size of blue whales or larger. We had to get out of their way because they were attacking ships. I think watching The Heart of the Sea may have inspired my strange dream.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Xena and I spend a night in jail together - antics ensue.

 In my dream last night, I was Xena but my head was removed and put in a different body. I was kidnapped and forced to have a baby. I was kept at a daycare where the Bannock County Courthouse is. I was trying to find ways to escape and take my baby with me but all my plans were thwarted. Finally, the nanny and I figured out how we could call the police by using a bag of sugar to trick the kidnapper into thinking he was holding a baby, so we could make a run for it.


There were 3 people and 2 babies. The kidnapper knew that if I was holding a baby, I couldn't run or fight. If he was holding the baby, I wouldn't run because I'd have to leave the baby. The nanny had a baby too, but it was kind of the same thing. By making him think he had a baby, we could both be free to run with the babies!

Friday, December 11, 2015

Doctor Who, The Galactic Senate, and what it feels like to be shot in a dream.

That was the coolest dream. So, I was a Hollywood makeup artist and found myself somehow being attracted to blue boxes. 

There was also a two other guys who we kept finding ourselves together and being collected from different eras. Then we also found a 6-mo-old while we were being chased. Thankfully The Doctor (Tennant) showed up and let us know we were the randomly nominated representatives from Earth to the Galactic Senate and we needed to tell them how we were being attacked! 

The reason we were being attacked was that someone wanted to stop James T.  Kirk from being born in Iowa, but since they didn't know which year, they were randomly attacking in Time. We had to meet with Senator Palpatine. I was very afraid that I would be so scared of heights while in the senate pods that I would lose my ability to talk, and my co-representatives were being pressured not to speak up. 

As soon Palpatine left, we were attacked and there was a shootout! Our guards and private bartender were all killed! Being shot was like having shards of glass rubbed on your skin. I was pretty badass in the fight. I hid behind the bar and salvaged weapons from the fallen. 

The Doctor was shot, but not killed, which meant we couldn't use the TARDIS. Luckily the nurses at the Galactic Senate had some weird green goo-gum that healed humans, and an ice Popsicle which would heal Time Lords- although they mentioned there weren't many left. We then were taken by the TARDIS home to our respective times. The senate caught the bad folks.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

I quit my job to become a Doctor, but Doctor Who

 I had a fun Doctor Who dream last night. I was working at a carnival and Matt's Doctor gave me the choice if I wanted to become The Doctor, or give up and just keep my day-job. At first I wasn't sure. I had great friends at work and my life was never in danger. I wanted to help people, but I would have to give up comfort. Then I had a heart-to-heart with Tom Baker. As I was driving home and the sonic screwdriver was in the passenger seat, and looked at it and knew my answer. I had enlist my friends like Robert and Curt for some sort of weird scavenger hunt to test of my Doctor skills. Then Matt Smith and Tom Baker came to inaugurate me. It was fun.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

The 4M tram to the worst class ever at ISU.

 Had a dream last night I had to go back to college for a class. It was the worst class ever. It was overcrowded, was partially online, taught by a grad student with no experience who didn't care, and was non-degree specific. 

To just get to the room, you had to take a tram that ISU paid 4 million dollars for. It just reminds me of why I don't go back to Idaho. The best part of the dream was getting a sandwich at Goody's.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

A Roman Holiday for Idahoans!

 I had a dream last night that I went to a family reunion in Rome. 

I had to remember the names of all my mom's brothers by face. Then I rode a moped around Rome (a la "Roman Holiday!"). 

Which is how I found David Tennent and some guy who said he was an actor on Arrow (but not John Barrowman so who cares). 

We took pictures. Then I drank great wine and beer at an open-air cafe on a beautiful plaza/metro stop. It was a nice dream.

Monday, January 5, 2015

Can cultural materialism be used to disrupt drug use? Tonight on "Diana's Dreams!"

 I had a dream last night that I was in a mystery with Marvin Harris the anthropologist. We were discovering how to use cultural materialism to disrupt the culture of heroin use. What a weird dream!

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

If the carbon became sentient, then we would know that Climate Change is a destructive MOnster

I had a dream last night that the carbon in the atmosphere was sentient and creating monsters that were destroying property and choking people. Their was drama, but what the atmosphere of Earth wanted was that the earth to have "citizen rights" and to have public representation in development. The "government" didn't understand they were both fighting the monsters and creating it. This dream would make a great short film!

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Female Inventors are very bright, have you seen one smile?

I had a dream last night that I met the woman who invented LEDs. I was at an event where she was. She didn't introduce herself, but just smiled because we were talking about her work.