Xena and I spend a night in jail together - antics ensue.

 In my dream last night, I was Xena but my head was removed and put in a different body. I was kidnapped and forced to have a baby. I was kept at a daycare where the Bannock County Courthouse is. I was trying to find ways to escape and take my baby with me but all my plans were thwarted. Finally, the nanny and I figured out how we could call the police by using a bag of sugar to trick the kidnapper into thinking he was holding a baby, so we could make a run for it.

There were 3 people and 2 babies. The kidnapper knew that if I was holding a baby, I couldn't run or fight. If he was holding the baby, I wouldn't run because I'd have to leave the baby. The nanny had a baby too, but it was kind of the same thing. By making him think he had a baby, we could both be free to run with the babies!

Doctor Who, The Galactic Senate, and what it feels like to be shot in a dream.

That was the coolest dream. So, I was a Hollywood makeup artist and found myself somehow being attracted to blue boxes. 

There was also a two other guys who we kept finding ourselves together and being collected from different eras. Then we also found a 6-mo-old while we were being chased. Thankfully The Doctor (Tennant) showed up and let us know we were the randomly nominated representatives from Earth to the Galactic Senate and we needed to tell them how we were being attacked! 

The reason we were being attacked was that someone wanted to stop James T.  Kirk from being born in Iowa, but since they didn't know which year, they were randomly attacking in Time. We had to meet with Senator Palpatine. I was very afraid that I would be so scared of heights while in the senate pods that I would lose my ability to talk, and my co-representatives were being pressured not to speak up. 

As soon Palpatine left, we were attacked and there was a shootout! Our guards and private bartender were all killed! Being shot was like having shards of glass rubbed on your skin. I was pretty badass in the fight. I hid behind the bar and salvaged weapons from the fallen. 

The Doctor was shot, but not killed, which meant we couldn't use the TARDIS. Luckily the nurses at the Galactic Senate had some weird green goo-gum that healed humans, and an ice Popsicle which would heal Time Lords- although they mentioned there weren't many left. We then were taken by the TARDIS home to our respective times. The senate caught the bad folks.

I quit my job to become a Doctor, but Doctor Who

 I had a fun Doctor Who dream last night. I was working at a carnival and Matt's Doctor gave me the choice if I wanted to become The Doctor, or give up and just keep my day-job. At first I wasn't sure. I had great friends at work and my life was never in danger. I wanted to help people, but I would have to give up comfort. Then I had a heart-to-heart with Tom Baker. As I was driving home and the sonic screwdriver was in the passenger seat, and looked at it and knew my answer. I had enlist my friends like Robert and Curt for some sort of weird scavenger hunt to test of my Doctor skills. Then Matt Smith and Tom Baker came to inaugurate me. It was fun.

Job Resources I Frequent in 2015

Best Sites

http://www.idealist.org

http://www.indeed.com 

Political Jobs

Democratic Gain

NOI Jobs

Jobs That Are Left

Work For Progress

DCCC (aka D-trip)

Jobs 4 Dems

All Things Democrat

Local Jobs

Mass Nonprofit Network

Maine's People's Alliance

Maine Nonprofit Jobs

BCC Jobs

UMass Dartmouth Jobs

Act Blue
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Generic Job Site

http://www.careerbuilder.com

http://www.monster.com

http://www.craigslist.org

Philanthropy Jobs

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Council on Foundation Jobs

Philanthropy News Digest Jobs

Midwest Jobs

MN Council of Nonprofit Jobs
Wisconsin Nonprofit Jobs

General Nonprofit Job Sites

Society of Nonprofits Jobs

Common Good Careers

Nonprofit-jobs.org

Opportunity Knocks

Nonprofit Talent Match

Bridgespan.org

United Way Jobs

The 4M tram to the worst class ever at ISU.

 Had a dream last night I had to go back to college for a class. It was the worst class ever. It was overcrowded, was partially online, taught by a grad student with no experience who didn't care, and was non-degree specific. 

To just get to the room, you had to take a tram that ISU paid 4 million dollars for. It just reminds me of why I don't go back to Idaho. The best part of the dream was getting a sandwich at Goody's.

A Roman Holiday for Idahoans!

 I had a dream last night that I went to a family reunion in Rome. 

I had to remember the names of all my mom's brothers by face. Then I rode a moped around Rome (a la "Roman Holiday!"). 

Which is how I found David Tennent and some guy who said he was an actor on Arrow (but not John Barrowman so who cares). 

We took pictures. Then I drank great wine and beer at an open-air cafe on a beautiful plaza/metro stop. It was a nice dream.

Can cultural materialism be used to disrupt drug use? Tonight on "Diana's Dreams!"

 I had a dream last night that I was in a mystery with Marvin Harris the anthropologist. We were discovering how to use cultural materialism to disrupt the culture of heroin use. What a weird dream!