Xena and I spend a night in jail together - antics ensue.

 In my dream last night, I was Xena but my head was removed and put in a different body. I was kidnapped and forced to have a baby. I was kept at a daycare where the Bannock County Courthouse is. I was trying to find ways to escape and take my baby with me but all my plans were thwarted. Finally, the nanny and I figured out how we could call the police by using a bag of sugar to trick the kidnapper into thinking he was holding a baby, so we could make a run for it.

There were 3 people and 2 babies. The kidnapper knew that if I was holding a baby, I couldn't run or fight. If he was holding the baby, I wouldn't run because I'd have to leave the baby. The nanny had a baby too, but it was kind of the same thing. By making him think he had a baby, we could both be free to run with the babies!

Doctor Who, The Galactic Senate, and what it feels like to be shot in a dream.

That was the coolest dream. So, I was a Hollywood makeup artist and found myself somehow being attracted to blue boxes. 

There was also a two other guys who we kept finding ourselves together and being collected from different eras. Then we also found a 6-mo-old while we were being chased. Thankfully The Doctor (Tennant) showed up and let us know we were the randomly nominated representatives from Earth to the Galactic Senate and we needed to tell them how we were being attacked! 

The reason we were being attacked was that someone wanted to stop James T.  Kirk from being born in Iowa, but since they didn't know which year, they were randomly attacking in Time. We had to meet with Senator Palpatine. I was very afraid that I would be so scared of heights while in the senate pods that I would lose my ability to talk, and my co-representatives were being pressured not to speak up. 

As soon Palpatine left, we were attacked and there was a shootout! Our guards and private bartender were all killed! Being shot was like having shards of glass rubbed on your skin. I was pretty badass in the fight. I hid behind the bar and salvaged weapons from the fallen. 

The Doctor was shot, but not killed, which meant we couldn't use the TARDIS. Luckily the nurses at the Galactic Senate had some weird green goo-gum that healed humans, and an ice Popsicle which would heal Time Lords- although they mentioned there weren't many left. We then were taken by the TARDIS home to our respective times. The senate caught the bad folks.