Had a dream last night that James Haggar was appointed as the bi-partisan President because Trump was unfit. I was somehow sent to the White House as a representative of ideas to help build a more united country.
Five people each had 3 minutes to pitch. I got "mansplained" (but by a White Academic) over by the person ahead of me and didn't get to pitch. All the ideas were really abstract and not immediately actionable.
After the meeting, as President-select Haggar was leaving I whipped out some cheesy breadsticks to share. When I fed my competitors, they shut up so I had time to pitch.
My idea was a series of sing-a-longs to build solidarity. And it was accepted immediately.